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I think I’d like to live like a vegetable and make no important decisions. What kind of vegetable, Danby? A cucumber or a carrot. What kind of cucumber? A good one or a bad one? Oh, a good one, of course. They’d cut you off in your prime and slice you up for a salad. Major Danby’s face fell. A poor one, then. They’d let you rot and use you for fertilizer to help the good ones grow. I guess I don’t want to live like a vegetable, then, said Major Danby with a smile of sad resignation.

Joseph Heller

I think I’d like to live like a vegetable and make no important decisions. What kind of vegetable, Danby? A cucumber or a carrot. What kind of cucumber? A good one or a bad one? Oh, a good one, of course. They’d cut you off in your prime and slice you up for a salad. Major Danby’s face fell. A poor one, then. They’d let you rot and use you for fertilizer to help the good ones grow. I guess I don’t want to live like a vegetable, then, said Major Danby with a smile of sad resignation.

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About Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller (May 1, 1923 – December 12, 1999) was an American author of novels, short stories, plays, and screenplays. His best-known work is the 1961 novel Catch-22, a satire on war and bureaucracy, whose title has become a synonym for an absurd or contradictory choice. He was nominated in 1972 for the Nobel Prize in Literature.