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Haven't you got anything humorous that stays away from waters and valleys and God? I'd like to keep away from the subject of religion altogether if we can.The chaplain was apologetic. I'm sorry, sir, but just about all the prayers I know rather somber in tone and make at least some passing reference to God.

Joseph Heller

Haven't you got anything humorous that stays away from waters and valleys and God? I'd like to keep away from the subject of religion altogether if we can.The chaplain was apologetic. I'm sorry, sir, but just about all the prayers I know rather somber in tone and make at least some passing reference to God.

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About Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller (May 1, 1923 – December 12, 1999) was an American author of novels, short stories, plays, and screenplays. His best-known work is the 1961 novel Catch-22, a satire on war and bureaucracy, whose title has become a synonym for an absurd or contradictory choice. He was nominated in 1972 for the Nobel Prize in Literature.