Captain Sophia Coloma looked every inch of what she was, which was the sort of person who was not here to put up with your shit.
But define 'completely ridiculous shit,' Duvall said. Does space travel count? Contact with alien races? Does quantum physics count? Because I don't understand that crap at all. As far as I'm concerne...
Breakfast was amazing, and I say that having been married to a woman who could make a breakfast spread that would have made Gandhi stop a fast.
Anyway, I might have just gone on about porn too long.
Which is why Mom, when she’s being indiscreet, refers to the trophy room as the vet’s office. Because that’s where Dad brings people to take their balls.
When I was twelve, my appendix burst, and as they were wheeling my ass into the operating room, I asked the doctor, How will this affect my piano playing? and he said, Don’t worry, you’ll still be abl...
What is it like when you lose someone you love? Jane asked. You die, too, I said. And you wait around for your body to catch up. Is that what you’re doing now? Jane said. Waiting for your body to catc...
Well, I’m sorry my telling the truth about the stupid things you do is inconvenient for you,
Szilard looked over at Robbins. Is it true? he said. Which part, sir? Robbins said. That you don’t like General Mattson, Szilard said. He can take some getting used to, sir, Robbins said. By which he...
Praise is always a good thing, especially in a crisis.
On the sixth day, Jared and the rest of the 8th finally figured out what that sex thing was all about. On the seventh day, and as a direct consequence of the sixth day, they rested.
Oh for God's sake how divine can I be? My feet hurt, I have gas and I need to pee.
Jesus, Kerensky said, looking around. You people. I have one of the most incredible experiences I'll have, talking with the one person who really gets me - who really me - and you're all down here t...
It’s just a reminder that war favors the rich. The ones who can leave, do. The ones who can’t, suffer. Kiva was silent for a moment. Then, Fuck you for having a conscience, Tomi.
It was interesting what you could do, when your enemy was officially your ally. And unaware you knew it was your enemy.
If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.
I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti
I served with that son of a bitch, Corporal. Ruiz wouldn’t compliment his mother for giving birth to him, if you know what I mean.
For all we know, this—he scrolled up on the phone screen to find a label—this Wikipedia information database here is compiled by complete idiots.
First off, to everyone who thinks writing a sequel should be easy because you’ve already created the universe: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Heh. No.