“ When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with. John Scalzi
“ What is it like when you lose someone you love? Jane asked. You die, too, I said. And you wait around for your body to catch up. Is that what you’re doing now? Jane said. Waiting for your body to catc… John Scalzi
“ What is it like when you lose someone you love? Jane asked. You die, too, I said. And you wait around for your body to catch up. John Scalzi
“ Wes is Wes, Alastair said. One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet. John Scalzi
“ We buy time where we may. You bought yourself time, Oi agreed. I don’t think it’s of very good quality. John Scalzi
“ This novel took me rather longer than usual to write, for a number of reasons but one big one being simply that 2017 was a raging trash fire of a year, filled with horrible people trying to do horribl… John Scalzi
“ Szilard looked over at Robbins. Is it true? he said. Which part, sir? Robbins said. That you don’t like General Mattson, Szilard said. He can take some getting used to, sir, Robbins said. By which he… John Scalzi
“ Other science fiction shows had science advisers and consultants, Hanson pointed out.It's science fiction, Weinstein said. The second part of that phrase matters too.But you're making it bad science… John Scalzi
“ One of the great unwritten chapters of retail intelligence programming featured a personal shopper program that all-too-accurately modeled the shoppers’ desires and outputted purchase ideas based on w… John Scalzi
“ Now if you’ll excuse me, gentlemen, I need to play Russian roulette with our planet’s future with the bullet you’ve so thoughtfully provided. I hope you don’t mind if I don’t see you out. John Scalzi
“ I’ve been told my liminal space is like the dark of the grave. But I think of it as the dark from the other end of life entirely. The dark of everything ahead, not everything behind. John Scalzi
“ It’s not that Seaborg disliked Harvey, but after a couple of combat drops with the 2nd Platoon one got the sense that if you didn’t like things to explode unnecessarily around you, you would want to s… John Scalzi
“ In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first? John Scalzi
“ If someone is telling you to live in interesting times, they are basically telling you they want you to die horribly, and to suffer terribly before you do. Seriously, they are not your friend. This is… John Scalzi
“ If knew you were going to drug me, kidnap me, and take me back to the dark ages with out my pants, I never would have slept with you. John Scalzi
“ I thought this was a matter of some urgency, Harry. It is, I said. But I fell from the sky today. I could use a couple of waffles. John Scalzi
“ I propose a toast. Here’s to being right all the time. May God and history forgive us. They all clinked glasses to that. John Scalzi
“ I mean that you and I know that in this universe, God is a hack, he said. He's a writer on an awful science fiction television show, and He can't plot His way out of a box. How do you have faith when… John Scalzi
“ I have always found that there’s an inverse relationship between the number of people in a room and the amount of useful work that can be done. John Scalzi