“ On the sixth day, Jared and the rest of the 8th finally figured out what that sex thing was all about. On the seventh day, and as a direct consequence of the sixth day, they rested. John Scalzi
“ Jesus, Kerensky said, looking around. You people. I have one of the most incredible experiences I'll have, talking with the one person who really gets me - who really me - and you're all down here t… John Scalzi
“ It’s just a reminder that war favors the rich. The ones who can leave, do. The ones who can’t, suffer. Kiva was silent for a moment. Then, Fuck you for having a conscience, Tomi. John Scalzi
“ It was interesting what you could do, when your enemy was officially your ally. And unaware you knew it was your enemy. John Scalzi
“ Imagine waking up and finding your first and last view of the world was a shotgun barrel. That’d be a hell of a life. John Scalzi
“ If there’s one thing that distinguishes the human species, it is a pathological need to stay connected. The fact your people will interrupt sex to answer your communicators is a scandal across the ent… John Scalzi
“ I served with that son of a bitch, Corporal. Ruiz wouldn’t compliment his mother for giving birth to him, if you know what I mean. John Scalzi
“ I had, bluntly, the worst fucking headache I had ever had in my life. I’m trying to think of the best way to describe it. Try this. Imagine a migraine, on top of a hangover, while sitting in a kinderg… John Scalzi
“ For all we know, this—he scrolled up on the phone screen to find a label—this Wikipedia information database here is compiled by complete idiots. John Scalzi
“ Dirk Moeller didn’t know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out. John Scalzi
“ Danielle Lowen: How are you? I am fine. The group that destroyed Earth Station and made it look like the Colonial Union did it is now planning to nuke the surface of your planet until it glows, and fr… John Scalzi
“ Cardenia gawked at Rachela I. You’re unbelievable. I worked in marketing, Rachela I said. Before I was a prophet. After, too, but we didn’t call it that after that point. John Scalzi
“ Captain Sophia Coloma looked every inch of what she was, which was the sort of person who was not here to put up with your shit. John Scalzi
“ Anyone can be a prophet. You just have to say that what you’re talking about is a reflection of God. Or of the gods. Or of some divine spirit. However you want to put it. Whether those things come tru… John Scalzi
“ You’re all so busy tending to your own personal tree that you don’t look around to see that the forest is on fire. John Scalzi
“ You’ll notice that the Intrepid’s inertial dampeners don’t work as well in crisis situations, Dahl remembered Jenkins telling them. The ship could do hairpin turns and loop-de-loops any other time and… John Scalzi
“ You just know this is going to be bad, Susan said.—but when I went to college, Harry continued, throwing a piece of bread at Susan, if your roommate died, you were usually allowed to skip your finals… John Scalzi
“ Whether you're an extra or the hero, this story is about to end. When it's done, whatever you want to be will be up to you and only you. It will happen away from the eyes of any audience and from the… John Scalzi
