Fortuna, that vicious slut.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
Be nice to people... maybe it'll be unappreciated, unreciprocated, or ignored, but spread the love anyway. We rise by lifting others.
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
Forgiveness is a transformative act because it asks you to be a more empathetic and compassionate person, thereby making you better than the person you were when you were first hurt.
One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.
A black hole holds all the colors of the universe.