John Irving Quote

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

Young women today feel vulnerable to judgment; if a harsh sentence is passed (or even suspected or projected), it is not her reputation that suffers so much as the stability of her moral universe. The...

Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.

There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...

People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...

I think that fame removes true happiness. Because when you are famous, people know you for who they think you are and when you are happy, it's because people have met you and see you for who you reall...

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.