Foreshadowing is the storytelling companion of fate.
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People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
I am wealth, prosperity, and abundance. God multiplies this and I give thanks I AM receiving more and more money everyday.
Manners and politeness will never become old-fashioned.
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
Babies cry at birth because it is the first time they experience separation from love.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight.