So you've been gone a couple days,' Alison said. 'Hmm, what'd you miss...A celebrity did drugs. Politicians disagreed. A different celebrity wore a bikini that revealed a bodily imperfection. A team w...
Si las personas fueran lluvia, yo sería llovizna, y ella, un huracán.
One day you wake up and you realize something, you see something in a way that you never saw it before, and boom, epiphany. Something is different forever.
Once you think a thought, it is extremely difficult to unthink it.
Oh, God, Alaska, I love you. I love you,' and the Colonel whispered, 'I'm so sorry, Pudge. I know you did,' and I said, 'No. Not past tense.
Nothing really mattered that much, not the good things and not the bad ones. We were in the business of mutual amusement, and we were reasonably prosperous.
My favorite book, by a wide margin, was An Imperial Affliction, but I didn’t like to tell people about it. Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you withthis weird evangelical zeal, and you become c...
Meriwether Lewis's last words were, 'I am not a coward, but I am so strong. So hard to die.' I don't doubt that it is, but it cannot be much harder than being left behind.
Love is not a tragedy or a failure, but a gift.
It just goes to show, if you try to ruin someone's life, it only gets better. You just don't get to be a part of it.
If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our smallest actions. But we can't know better until knowing better is useless.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS.
I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.
I said 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't speak Swedish.''Well, of course you don't. Neither do I. Who the hell speaks Swedish?
I mean, if Hardee's is urban, I'm not sure I want to see rural.
I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.
I just want to stay away from people and read books.
I found myself thinking about President William McKinley, the third American president to be assassinated. He lived for several days after he was shot, and towards the end, his wife started crying and...
I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie, he said as he pulled on black socks. It's a bit festive, given the occasion, I responded. Can't wear it to the opera, said the Colonel, almost smiling. Can...
I came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothingromantic or supernatural about loving someone: Love is the privilegeof being responsible for another.