I would rather be in minority and be right, than in the majority and wrong.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.
Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,...
Altitude sickness, unregulated drugs and medical gas enabled workers to become drug abusers/addicts
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.
I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...