Oh, shut up Weatherby.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Even if it's not appreciated, do your best. Integrity will take you further than acknowledgement.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together: