Jim Butcher Quotes

This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, I said solemnly, and frosting of white.

About Author

Jim Butcher (born October 26, 1971) is an American author. He has written the contemporary fantasy The Dresden Files, Codex Alera, and Cinder Spires book series.

I shied away from that line of thought, lest it bring up too many old memories.

I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wiz...

I slammed the water off hard enough to make it clack, got out of the shower, dried, and started getting dressed in a fresh set of secondhand clothes.Why do you wear those? asked Lacuna. I jumped, stum...

I slip into the archaic at dramatically appropriate moments. So sue me.

I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if any, over his actions when he transformed. Though it occurred to me that if he...

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, Uh-oh.

I still can't believe, Michael said, sotto voce, that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

That's the worst part about the walking dead... the stains.

Worry is fear in disguise. And fear will eat you from the inside out if you let it.

I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me.

You humans have the potential to be the most wonderful beings there are—if you can get past all these enormous stupid spots you seem to have in your hearts. It’s not your fault. You just don’t know ho...

I was a man seeking power. For good reasons, maybe. But I wasn’t going to lie to myself or anyone else about my actions. If I killed him, I would be taking a life, something that was not mine to take....

More trouble in Faerie. Bigger trouble in Faerie. And I'd be willing to bet dollars to navel lint that I knew exactly which stupid son of a bitch the Council would expect to start poking his nose arou...

Staff cutbacks that meant nurses were working their asses off to cover the basics and, as a result, were barely maintaining a white-knuckled grip on civility. Bottom line: she hated hospitals for the...

The Denarians want to disrupt civilization, and with the Archive under their control, they could do it. Maybe they’d use biological or chemical weapons instead. Maybe they’d crash the world economy. M...

I'm afraid you made a serious mistake today.Sire?You proved yourself extraordinarily capable, Captain, Albion said. I can hardly let something like that go unremarked.I don't understand, sir, Grimm sa...

The Legions have a long tradition, boys. You march hard and fast and show up in places where no one expects you—and then you go to work. He grinned. And you do it all carrying a hundred pounds of gear...

So many terrible things are done for love, Mab’s voice said. For love will men mutilate themselves and murder rivals. For love will even a peaceful man go to war. For love, man will destroy himself, a...