I lunged, low and quick, and drove about a foot of cold steel into his danglies. Hey, I don't care what kind of fearie or mortal or hideous creature you are. If you've got danglies, and can loose them...
Monsters are born of pain and grief and loss and anger. Your heart is full of them.
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In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
Money is a madness, a delusion-illusion. It’s not made of metal, really. It’s made of time. How much is one’s time worth? If one can convince enough people that one’s time is an invaluable resource, t...
They’re nice cages, I responded. No space around them. Nothing alive. Places like this turn a man into a gerbil. He comes home and scurries inside. Then he stays there until he’s forced to go back out...
It isn’t that simple, Harry. No matter where you go, there you are. Look, I’ve had a long night. I know, my double said. Believe me, I know. That’s why it’s important to get some of this out now, befo...
With your head, the wall breaks first.
Now, young man. That’s no small thing,
It has become a custom among the Legions to promise one’s fellows that no matter what happens, they will never lie cold upon the earth.
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, I said solemnly, and frosting of white.
I shied away from that line of thought, lest it bring up too many old memories.
It’s an old place, but it sings in the darkness and is, in its own quirky little way, alive. It’s home.
I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wiz...
I slammed the water off hard enough to make it clack, got out of the shower, dried, and started getting dressed in a fresh set of secondhand clothes.Why do you wear those? asked Lacuna. I jumped, stum...
I slip into the archaic at dramatically appropriate moments. So sue me.
I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if any, over his actions when he transformed. Though it occurred to me that if he...
I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, Uh-oh.
I still can't believe, Michael said, sotto voce, that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.
The Faerie Courts are duking it out up there, and it’s probably going to be very hairy. The Summer Lady is our baddie, and the Winter Knight is her bitch. She has a magic hankie. She’s going to use it...
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