I’m getting dumber by the minute, I confirmed. Ask anybody.
The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner'...
I hate feeling like Han Solo in a world of Jedi.
The warehouse was a part of the wharves down at the lakeside, and even the chill waters of Lake Michigan were warmer than usual. They filled the air with more than the average water-scent of mud and m...
I held my hand up, frowning. Wait a minute. Where did you say this thing was stolen from?The Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist. Father Vincent said.In Northern Italy. I said.He nodded.In Turin, to b...
Oh, good grief. The Mickey Mouse Club of werewolves wanted to throw in on my side.
You humans have the potential to be the most wonderful beings there are—if you can get past all these enormous stupid spots you seem to have in your hearts. It’s not your fault. You just don’t know ho...
Those who had never seen a tribe of cats at war, or at least playing war games, would look upon what came next as utter chaos.
So I added in all the pains I'd learned. Cooking blunders I'd had to eat anyways. Equipment and property constantly breaking down, needing repairs and attention. Tax insanity, and rushing around tryin...
Summer and Winter, constantly chasing each other, wounding what the other heals and healing what the other wounds.
This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.
Like I said, magic comes from life, and especially from emotions. They're a source of the same intangible energy that everyone can feel when an autumn moon rises and fills you with a sudden sense of b...
I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me.
Whatever, I said. It’s getting cloying in here. Are we there yet? He smiled. Jerk. Wuss. Jackass. Pansy. Philistine. Dandysprat. Butthead. Whiner …
Harry, life isn't simple. There is such a thing as black and white. Right and wrong. But when you're in the thick of things, sometimes it's hard for us to tell. You didn't do what you did for your own...
He had traded the lives of people he did not know for those of men he did.That was, he supposed, human nature.
Just like old times, I wheezed. Yeah, just like old times, Elaine. You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous . . . And then a thought hit me. Just like old times. . . . deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If...
With your head, the wall breaks first.
I didn't want to believe that killing was deep inside of me. I didn't want to think about the part of me that took a dark joy in gathering all the power it could and using it as I saw fit, everything...
You never get a straight answer from captains. You should know that by now.
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