Tavi grinned. ‘Are you with me?’ ‘The plan is insane,’ Ehren said. ‘You are insane.’ He looked around the inside of the tent. ‘I’ll need some pants.
I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done. I turned around and ran like hell.
My imagination needs therapy.
What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?
I nodded and sipped my own. Wow. Mac’s beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.
It wasn’t until later that I would realize that I was babbling a chant of Ubriacha, ubrius, ubrium, to the Peanuts theme music.
Tiny, Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. But .
The stupid part is that he isn't interested in... in getting serious. We get along. We have fun together. For him, that's enough. And it's so stupid for me to get hung up on him.
Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with style.
It’s easy to see what choices one should have made after it is too late to go back.
Loneliness is a hard thing to handle. I feel it, sometimes. When I do, I want it to end. Sometimes, when you're near someone, when you touch them on some level that is deeper than the uselessly struct...
You know how to use magic? I asked. I prefer calculus.
Significance is cumulative—but not always obvious.
Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes
Gandalf never had this kind of problem. He had exactly this problem, actually, standing in front of the hidden Dwarf door to Moria. Remember when . . . I sighed. Sometimes my inner monologue annoys ev...
The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom, he said, and turned for the door.
Then this, Grimm said, is what I believe professional inquisitors refer to as a clue.In my considered judgment as an occasional inquisitor for the Spirearch, Benedict said, I believe you may be correc...
I'd been in hairier situations than this one. Actually, it's sort of depressing, thinking how many times I'd been in them. But if experience had taught me anything, it was this: No matter how screwed...
Murphy caught that arm and continued the motion, using her own body as a fulcrum in a classic hip throw - except that Binder was facing in the opposite direction than usual for that technique.You coul...
Okay, I said, fear making my voice weak. This is bad. This is very, very bad. Wish
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