A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.
Rain was coming down in sheets. I could hear it, on the concrete outside and on the old building above me. It creaked and swayed in the spring thunderstorm and the wind, timbers gently flexing, wise e...
You’re a genuine Greek god. You’re the Lord of the Underworld. And . . . you named your dog Spot?
Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.
With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.
What did the heroines in dramas and books do in such circumstances?Frequently, it seemed, they would use their feminine wiles upon their male captors, promising them amorous attention and then turning...
Thomas hooked a thumb at Butters. Check out Dr. Marcus Welby, MD, here.I'd have gone with Doogie Howser, maybe, I said.Split the difference at McCoy? Thomas asked?Perfect.
That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types, I said. You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.
Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.
So, what's the score, Billy asked. Well-intentioned but dangerously insane bad guys are ahead, coming down the stretch, I said. The faerie courts are duking it out up there, and it's probably going to...
People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.
Oh, the girl said, shaking her head. Don't be so simple. People adore monsters. They fill their songs and stories with them. They define themselves in relation to them. You know what a monster is, you...
My head was throbbing, and my hands were shaking, but I went down the ladder to my workroom - and started figuring out how to rip someone's heart out of his chest from fifty miles away.Who says I neve...
Maybe my values are outdated, but I come from an old school of thought. I think that men ought to treat women like something other than just shorter, weaker men with breasts. Try and convict me if I’m...
Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.
Kincaid! Bolshevik Muppet!
Kestus idly added theoretical torture to the theoretical murder, because done right, it might be funny.
It isn't complicated. You just open up and let someone in. And whatever comes after that, you face it together.
Isana stared at Gaius for a moment. Then she said, How can you live with yourself?The First Lord stared at her for a moment, his eyes cold. Then he spoke in a very quiet, precise, measured voice. I lo...
I'm a disciple of the Tao of Peter Parker, obviously,