Jim Butcher Quotes

Murphy appeared again as soon as I hung up the phone. ‘Tell me you didn’t just make a date, Dresden.’ ‘You’re just jealous.

Senator. If you call my friend a liar one more time, I will take it badly.Excuse me? Arnos said, his eyebrows rising up.I suggest you find an alternate shortsighted, egomaniacally ridiculous reason to...

Well, I never been to much school, you understand, but it seems to me that you're assuming something you shouldn't assume... that God sees the world like you do; one thing at a time, from just one spo...

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

I love you, Journeyman said to the lift crystal. He kissed it and spread his arms across its surface in an embrace. I love you, you big, beautiful beast. I want you to marry me. I want you to bear my...

Ack! I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to follow it with 'mwoo-hah-hah-hahhhhh'? ''You were overexposed to Hammer F...

He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might kill me, You are an untidy person.

Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. It's like anything else. You can use it to build or to destroy. You just have to make the choice.Cons...

Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.

None of my issues have included memory loss or unconscious actions, she said.Thomas squinted back at her. If they had, how would you know it?Molly frowned. Valid point.

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.

A man's magic demonstrates what sort of person he is, what is held most deeply inside of him. There is no truer gauge of a man's character than the way in which he employs his strength, his power. I w...

Tropical trees had been planted throughout the room, along with bright flowering plants that were busy committing the olfactory floral equivalent of aggravated assault.

Murphyonic?Sure, Butters said. You exude a Murphyonic field. Anything that can go wrong does.

Still going with the phallic foci, eh? Staff and rod?They make me feel all manly.

I wish I worried about my uncle's opinions, and had problems to work out with my mom. Hell, I'd settle for knowing what her voice sounded like. I put a hand on her shoulder. Trite but true—you don't k...

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.