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Are you serious? What the hell does a stunt double do in a porno flick?Jake waved a hand vaguely toward his belt. Extreme close-ups.Uh. What?Historically speaking, it doesn't happen often. Especially what with Viagra now. But it isn't unknown for a director to bring in a double for the close of a scene, if the actor is having trouble finishing.I blinked. He thought I was a stunt penis?Jake laughed at my reaction. Man. You are new.

Jim Butcher

Are you serious? What the hell does a stunt double do in a porno flick?Jake waved a hand vaguely toward his belt. Extreme close-ups.Uh. What?Historically speaking, it doesn't happen often. Especially what with Viagra now. But it isn't unknown for a director to bring in a double for the close of a scene, if the actor is having trouble finishing.I blinked. He thought I was a stunt penis?Jake laughed at my reaction. Man. You are new.

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About Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher (born October 26, 1971) is an American author. He has written the contemporary fantasy The Dresden Files, Codex Alera, and Cinder Spires book series.