Why does our host always have tears in his eyes after sex? Due to the pepper spray.
She may be crazy but at least she isn't you.
Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.
There seems to be a direct correlation between the spike in suicides by young people and the increase in cyberbullying amongst young people.
Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial way.
Right before the game, she strolled up to me. Hey, Seaweed Brain.Will you stop calling me that?She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, wh...
When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.
Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. But then he has much to be modest about.
There is a way of reacting to insult that gives people the impression that you want more. I don't know what it is, but I seem to have mastered it.
No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the inflammatory environs of fools.
Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.