Familiarity, not survival, is the strongest drive in human beings.
If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I don't want to know.
So, whoever you are out there who’s convinced all these guys to commit this hair-trocity—why not push it a little further and get ’em to go all-out-Ed-Grimley and start wearing their pants up under th...
There is a difference between denial and delusion. The difference is that denial is a fun game and delusion is pitiable and requires meds that you will be too delusional to enjoy.
My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes blared wide open, face fixed in a big grin, and have a taped greeting for all her mourners....
If you are stuck sweating on a sandbar in the river of your life you've got to find a way back into those swift effervescent currents of joy that are your birthright.
In trying times, such as the ones we currently find ourselves mired in the middle of, one wants a distraction from one’s troubles, and I find it most helpful to plan and engage in a pleasant outing or...
In certain regions of Italy, women of ill-repute or evil looks are forbidden to enter cheese factories.
Suzanne Sugarbaker of Designing Women was so right when she said, There’s just nothing better in life than to ride around on the back of a convertible with a crown on your head. Words to live by.
Be particular. That is, without a doubt, the Best Advice Ever Given in the History of the Entire World. Consider, if you will, the profound effect that following that advice would have on, say, your d...
Queen of the Night Salsa 2.0 This is a jazzed-up version of an earlier recipe from our Precious Darlin’ George. He is ever seeking new and more delicious ways to please us and we adore him for this an...