Jen Lancaster Quotes

But there's always a chance she's hiding a flask and a Nixon-esque Enemies List in her pinafore apron, which is exactly why we're such good friends.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

I love zucchini. I love everything about zucchini. I love saying the word zucchini. Zucchini, zucchini, zucchini! Even the individual syllables are charming! You can’t not be happy around such a big,...

I mean, six years ago my electricity's being cut off and my car's getting repossessed and I'm being evicted from my apartment, and now I'm all Yeah, havin' dinner with Rudy in the Hamptons, what of it...

If you're in the midst of a midlife crisis, you could buy a convertible, have an affair, or upgrade your cup size. But you'll probably be happiest if you save a dog's life.

Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, andmustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vi...