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When I hug her, I notice she's still wearing yesterday's false eyelashes.Mom? You know those come off with a little makeup remover and a cotton pad?I'm not taking them off.Why not?I spent $180 on that makeup job and I refuse to wash my face until I get my money's worth.

Jen Lancaster

When I hug her, I notice she's still wearing yesterday's false eyelashes.Mom? You know those come off with a little makeup remover and a cotton pad?I'm not taking them off.Why not?I spent $180 on that makeup job and I refuse to wash my face until I get my money's worth.

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