I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.
I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.
This earth is His, to Him belong those vast and boundless skies;Both seas within Him rest, and yet in that small pool He lies.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
Until you develop the courage to pursue that dream in your heart, you will never reach your true potential.
No two persons can learn something and experience it in the same way.
Focus your attention on the quality of your words, and not the quantity, because few sensible talks attracts millions of listeners more than a thousand gibberish.
Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.