“ In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always… Jeff Lindsay
“ Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal. Jeff Lindsay
“ I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long. Jeff Lindsay
“ She stared at me You have a message, she said. On you machine.I looked over at my answering machine. Sure enough, the light was blinking. The woman really was a detective.It's some girl, La Guerta sai… Jeff Lindsay
“ My first true lesson in writing came from Mr. Bowden when I was 16. At my high school, he was the teacher known to be the very best at literature and writing. Jeff Lindsay
“ We found this, Debs said, standing at my shoulder and holding up a plastic evidence bag with a sheet of plain white paper in it. There was a red-brown stain of dried blood on one corner, but I took th… Jeff Lindsay
“ THIS PART OF THE HOSPITAL SEEMS LIKE FOREIGN COUNTRY to me. There is no sense of the battlefield here, no surgical teams in gore-stained scrubs trading witty remarks about missing body parts, no steel… Jeff Lindsay
“ Unbelieving, I look again, and there it is. There it still is. Four neat rows of pink and brown, tiny wiggling creatures, so small and prunish and useless—and yet it is they who have turned this crowd… Jeff Lindsay
“ I found Albatross Airlines down at the far end of the terminal. A woman in a brown uniform stood behind the counter. She was about fifty, with a leathery face that looked like my cab driver’s twin. I… Jeff Lindsay
“ By noon, we had run almost every test we could do in our own small lab, and found one or two useless things. First, the basic broth was made from one of the commercially popular high-octane energy dri… Jeff Lindsay
“ Another dream. Another long-distance call on my phantom party line. No wonder i had steadfastly refused to have dreams for most of my life. So stupid; such pointless, obvious symbols. Totally uncontro… Jeff Lindsay
“ After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went tha… Jeff Lindsay
“ And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right. Jeff Lindsay
“ Have you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your job, people treat you badly and eventually you will be unemployed. And if you're a little better t… Jeff Lindsay
“ I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfe… Jeff Lindsay
“ A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches Jeff Lindsay
“ It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep myself from giggling out loud like the schoolgirl Deb had accused me of being. Because he had arran… Jeff Lindsay
“ It was clear to me that it wouldn't matter what I did - they would never truly appreciate me or learn what I had to offer. They were far beyond fickle - they were insensible, like kittens,predatory li… Jeff Lindsay
