All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.
The nights were mainly made for saying things you can't say tomorrow day.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
Nobody but you have to believe in your dreams to make them a reality.
All shadows of clouds the sun cannot hide like the moon cannot stop oceanic tide;but a hidden star can still be smiling at night's black spell on darkness, beguiling