“ You have many fine qualities that I admire. But you are out of time. You should have been born a century ago, when values such as yours meant something. Jasper Fforde
“ Inviting a goblin to cross your threshold was a recipe for disaster, and certainly worse than doing the same with a vampire. With the latter all you got was a nasty bite, but the company, the extraord… Jasper Fforde
“ No one would argue that we owe a debt of gratitude to the Goliath Corporation. They helped us to rebuild after the Second War and it should not be forgotten. Of late, however, it seems as though the G… Jasper Fforde
“ Funding for the Special Operations Network comes directly from the government. Most work is centralized, but all of the SpecOps divisions have local representatives to keep a watchful eye on any provi… Jasper Fforde
“ Keep your head down, Edward. Those that see too much quickly find themselves seeing nothing at all. Jasper Fforde
“ I was born on a Thursday, hence the name. My brother was born on a Monday and they called him Anton--go figure. My mother was called Wednesday, but was born on a Sunday--I don't know why--and my fathe… Jasper Fforde
“ Sometimes, a word succeeds beyond the wildest dreams of its creators, like a virus sent into the world to infect common speech. Jasper Fforde
“ Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them. Jasper Fforde
“ True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good--and we all know how rare that is... Jasper Fforde
“ The only way to write is to write. Writers write. And when they’ve written, they write some more. Jasper Fforde
“ I liked him, but since his particular field of interest was Remote Suggestion--the skill of projecting thoughts into people's heads from a distance--I didn't know whether I actually liked him or he wa… Jasper Fforde
“ But that was what research and development were like. Full of semi-triumphs and perplexing unforeseen consequences like the whole violent hiccuping thing when conjuring up fire - or the propensity for… Jasper Fforde