I have a rating system I apply to all people. Mao Zedong might have a Meow Factor of four, but I like to keep my Meow Factor as close to zero as I can. This system is not to be confused with my HV met...
A brick could be a columnist for the New York Times, and could even win a Nobel Prize. And why not? Is that any more absurd than both those things happening for Paul Krugman?
If we’re friends, I’m only the funniest guy you know because you don’t know John Cleese.Or Steve Martin. Or Jack Handey. Or, or, or, I could go on for Orafoura.
Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient wheels. Ha! Let’s see Tony Hawk do tricks on that board. Actually, he probably could.
When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.
Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which The Doors opened up for The Cars.
I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.
I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seco...
I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin.
I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.