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What's with the super soaker? -StephineI had a stork of genius when you called me this morning I said what do I have to do to protect myself from the vampire? And the answer that came to me was holy water! I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. -LulaYou have the Super Soaker filled with holy water? -StephineYeah I sucked it out of the church. You know that birdbath thing they got right up front? -LulaTHe baptismal font? -StephineThat's it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking. -LulaBrilliant. -Stephine

Janet Evanovich

What's with the super soaker? -StephineI had a stork of genius when you called me this morning I said what do I have to do to protect myself from the vampire? And the answer that came to me was holy water! I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. -LulaYou have the Super Soaker filled with holy water? -StephineYeah I sucked it out of the church. You know that birdbath thing they got right up front? -LulaTHe baptismal font? -StephineThat's it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking. -LulaBrilliant. -Stephine

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About Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich (née Schneider; April 22, 1943) is an American writer. She began her career writing short contemporary romance novels under the pen name Steffie Hall, but gained fame authoring a series of contemporary mysteries featuring Stephanie Plum, a former lingerie buyer from Trenton, New Jersey, who becomes a bounty hunter to make ends meet after losing her job. The novels in this series have been on The New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and Amazon bestseller lists. Evanovich has had her last seventeen Plums debut at #1 on the NY Times Best Sellers list and eleven of them have hit #1 on USA Today Best-Selling Books list. She has over two hundred million books in print worldwide, and her books have been translated into over 40 languages.