Janet Evanovich Quote
My mother came into the kitchen. Whose car is that parked in front of our house? That’s Stephanie’s new car, Grandma said. Isn’t it a pip? One of my mother’s eyebrows raised in question. Two new cars? Where are these cars coming from? Company cars, I said. Oh? Anal sex is not involved, I told her. My mother and grandmother both gasped. Sorry, I said. It just slipped out. I thought only homosexual men did anal sex, Grandma said. Anybody with an anus can do it, I told her. Hmm, she said. I got one of them.
Janet Evanovich
My mother came into the kitchen. Whose car is that parked in front of our house? That’s Stephanie’s new car, Grandma said. Isn’t it a pip? One of my mother’s eyebrows raised in question. Two new cars? Where are these cars coming from? Company cars, I said. Oh? Anal sex is not involved, I told her. My mother and grandmother both gasped. Sorry, I said. It just slipped out. I thought only homosexual men did anal sex, Grandma said. Anybody with an anus can do it, I told her. Hmm, she said. I got one of them.