Janet Evanovich Quote
I looked around the lot. Is he dead anywhere nearby? I really wanted a no on this one. I’d already had my millennium quota of dead. You see that big bush by the Dumpster? Jackie said. Yeah. You see that ugly-ass foot sticking out of that big bush? Oh boy. She was right. There was a foot sticking out of the bush. Shit, Jackie, I said. You didn’t kill that foot, did you? No, I didn’t kill that foot. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. Someone jacked me over. I’ve been sitting out here, freezing my ass off, waiting to kill that sonovabitch Cameron Brown, and someone beat me to it. It isn’t fair!
Janet Evanovich
I looked around the lot. Is he dead anywhere nearby? I really wanted a no on this one. I’d already had my millennium quota of dead. You see that big bush by the Dumpster? Jackie said. Yeah. You see that ugly-ass foot sticking out of that big bush? Oh boy. She was right. There was a foot sticking out of the bush. Shit, Jackie, I said. You didn’t kill that foot, did you? No, I didn’t kill that foot. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. Someone jacked me over. I’ve been sitting out here, freezing my ass off, waiting to kill that sonovabitch Cameron Brown, and someone beat me to it. It isn’t fair!
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About Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich (née Schneider; April 22, 1943) is an American writer. She began her career writing short contemporary romance novels under the pen name Steffie Hall, but gained fame authoring a series of contemporary mysteries featuring Stephanie Plum, a former lingerie buyer from Trenton, New Jersey, who becomes a bounty hunter to make ends meet after losing her job. The novels in this series have been on The New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and Amazon bestseller lists. Evanovich has had her last seventeen Plums debut at #1 on the NY Times Best Sellers list and eleven of them have hit #1 on USA Today Best-Selling Books list. She has over two hundred million books in print worldwide, and her books have been translated into over 40 languages.