Last man standing, Amos replied with another grin. It's in my job description.
I need to stop running back to you in my mind all the time.
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
...I fell asleep and had a dream that a king was liquidated by a group of kind faces...
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
If ever I was running, it was towards you.