Did he kill anyone? Erich asked. When neither guard answered, he said, Then he’s still being polite.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
We live in a society where mutual respect and appreciation should be considered one of the pillars of modern life.
When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Hope is a waking dream.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Grow your courage by remembering each day is a gift.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals separated from law and justice he is the worst.