I loved her so much, and) I can't begin to explain how lucky it is to find someone you can love that much and who, miracle of miracles, loves you that much back.
I loved her so much, and) I can't begin to explain ho lucky it is to find someone you can love that much and who, miracle of miracles, loves you that much back.
Want you, it’s their loss, Grandma said. Why don’t we just wait and see what they say? Ms. Donatello told me. I have to go to the bathroom, Georgia said. I didn’t want to talk anymore, so I just made...
Speak with the man in charge, he said, a smile spreading across his face. Billy popped his head inside. The mayor, Francis Delaney, was sitting upright against the bed, a sheet wrapped around
Desk,
You’ve already seen what I look like, so you can probably guess which one I chose. As soon as I got to homeroom, I went straight for the back row and sat as far from the teacher’s desk as possible. Th...
Yes, I have a very small and mostly nerdy fan club. And much to my amazement, it grows a little larger every day. Apparently, these new recruits liked what they saw of my act on YouTube (even though e...
Uh-huh, I said. Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic.
There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.
The hardest mysteries to solve are the ones you come to near the end, because there isn't enough evidence, not enough to unravel, unless somehow you can go all the way back to the beginning - rewind a...
Thank you for inviting me here today I said my voice sounding nothing like me. I'm here to testify about things I've seen and experienced myself. I'm here because the human race has become more power...
Suddenly, the only thing I could hear in my head was the voice of then-senator Howard Baker during the Watergate hearings, asking one of the most famous—if not the most famous—political questions of a...
Sighing, she gave a brief nod. I was supposed to win. I was supposed to finish you off. They never counted on you winning. And then you didn’t kill me. It was awful.You’re welcome, I said, feeling fre...
Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates.
Oh, hello, Mr. and Mrs. Buttington. Fanny has told me so much about you.
Oh, I guess I want to fall in love, to stay in love for a while. I want to feel real romance every day that I possibly can. I want to feel something special in my life. I want to experience intimacy w...
Most people will live their entire lives believing they know exactly who they are and what they’re capable of. But that’s only because most people will never have to find out for real.
Most people come together through sexual attraction and then try to figure out if they're compatible. The sex distracts them, then they realize too late that their pieces don't fit together
Mom and Bear got into a big fight that afternoon when she told him what had happened. He kept yelling about how she wasn’t hard enough on me, and she kept telling him to back off. I just stayed in my...
Life is such a miracle, a series of small miracles. It really is, if you learn how to look at it with right perspective.