Mom and Bear got into a big fight that afternoon when she told him what had happened. He kept yelling about how she wasn’t hard enough on me, and she kept telling him to back off. I just stayed in my...
Mom said. I’m proud of you, honey. You must be doing something right. Whatever it is, just keep doing it. Oh, I will, I told her, just before I shoved some more scrambled eggs into my big fat not-quit...
Oh, I guess I want to fall in love, to stay in love for a while. I want to feel real romance every day that I possibly can. I want to feel something special in my life. I want to experience intimacy w...
Oh, hello, Mr. and Mrs. Buttington. Fanny has told me so much about you.
Patterson created a new children’s book imprint, JIMMY Patterson, whose mission is simple: We want every kid who finishes a JIMMY Book to say, ‘PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER BOOK.’ He has donated more than o...
Suddenly, the only thing I could hear in my head was the voice of then-senator Howard Baker during the Watergate hearings, asking one of the most famous—if not the most famous—political questions of a...
There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.
Uh-huh, I said. Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic.
Some being attended to by EMS teams. Oh, Jesus, I whispered under my breath. I spotted medical techs in black windbreakers huddled over the body of a young girl by the front steps. A couple of plaincl...
I loved her so much, and) I can't begin to explain ho lucky it is to find someone you can love that much and who, miracle of miracles, loves you that much back.
A little light show before they cut his cake once and for all, the bastards.
A lot healthier than getting socked in the stomach. Especially if you had a big breakfast.
Across from the famous jewelry store on Fifth Avenue at Fifty-Seventh Street, we sat in the back of a graffiti-covered white box truck watching the world go by on the surveillance vehicle’s hidden hig...
All genders?' whispered Nudge. 'Aren't there just the two'I shrugged. 'No idea. Maybe they've created others.
Always be strong no matter what!
And I pulled the alarm.
And the girl understood something else- and maybe the boy did, too. Love was a magical and infinite. But luck, in the end, was not.
As a maternal figure, I always try to keep the flock safe, of course. But I admit, it did my heart proud to see the instant blood-lust pop into Gazzy’s blue eyes and to see little Angel automatically...
Between Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, and Dorothy Parker, everything worth saying has already been said, and said better than i could ever say it
Between now and San Francisco, she had to deal with the girl. Chapter
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