Jack and Jill came to the hillon a grave and somber missionyou've made them madthe time's so badto be a politicianJack and Jill came to hillto do some deadly deedsthey weren't far wrongto judge how lo...
It’s too bad the word miracle has been overused, because I swear it’s the only word that fit the feeling of holding my daughter in my arms. My heart swelled to the size of the world.
It’s just you, your homework, and the homework room. All. Day. Long. I turned thirteen in that room. Winter ended, and then spring came and went. Wars happened. Trees grew. Babies were born and people...
It was stupidly, infuriatingly impossible. No wonder I hadn’t written anything decent in ages— I couldn’t even figure out how to tell a boy that I loved him.
It was like meeting someone out of your dreams, or fantasies, or a beloved character from a favorite book.
In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there...
Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends, and integrity. And you're keeping all of them in the air. But one day you finally come...
Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling fiveballs. The balls are called work, family, health, friends,and integrity. And you're keeping all of them in the air.But one day you finally come to...
If you've ever loved someone like I did, if they made you crazy and happy and exasperated and elated and if you wanted to hold them and shake them and sometimes kick them and if, after all that, they...
If you are lucky you will find something you love, if youre really lucky youll find someone to pay you for it
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If I could run the world, I’d find another way to treat most of these criminals—most of them, not all of them—but we find widespread solutions to widespread problems in this country, so we just build...
I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word nuts in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.
I'm magnetic, she whispered, half awed and half horrified. I hope you don't start sticking to fridges and stuff, I said in disbelief. Fang dropped down next to me, and the Gasman joined us, squishing...
I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a pred...
I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me,as my perfect other half. Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, then i needed to give my first half a seriouis look-s...
I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.-max
I will torture you for a human eternity, during which time you will beg me for death by an Opus 24/24, or an ax, or a thousand snakebites. I can see the future, Daniel, and I am looking forward to it,...
I whirled around and saw no one. No psychotic mad scientists, anyway.Jackpot, Max! Jackpot! It was was Fang, and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle. Es...
I was going to use this as a way to beg you not to go to New York, his wife said, but that would be useless. In fact, selfish. Our country needs you to go. The world does. Putin is a wolf. It’s time h...