James Patterson Quotes

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

AND NOW—THE GOOD STUFF You look at me, and I know what you’re thinking: Zac Efron without the hot legs.

Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature .

Advice: Don’t wait until someone you have issues with — especially someone you’re related to — gets shot before you work it out.

All of us shrinks talk about VFC when we get together. Very fucking crazy, Gerry.

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need.

American Literary Community at the 2015 National Book Awards. He holds the Guinness World Record for the most #1 New York Times bestsellers, and his books have sold more than 350 million

An emotional bond between two people can form in a fifth of a second.

And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog, Mom said. It's on the floor, by the back door. The flock and I went still. Uh-oh, I thought. Total stomped up to me, his glare accusing. A bowl on...

And because I’m the world’s biggest idiot sometimes, I didn’t look back when I went to sit in my chair. Which is why I hit the dirt as I went down—all the way down—to the floor. The good news? Given t...

And there I was, pretty as heck, brown eyes, a few freckles, fashion challenged, and a bad attitude. Max II.

And there won’t be any TV or cable because all the people will be dead! I was on a roll now. So our only entertainment will be Gazzy singing the constipation song! And there won’t be amusement parks a...

Angel?Yeah? she looked up, all blue-eyed innocence.I felt stupid, but... Can Total, um, talk?Uh-huh, Angel said casually, squeezing water out of her hair.I stared at her. He . Total talks, and you did...

Anne Frank wrote, ‘How true Daddy’s words were when he said: all children must look after their own upbringing. Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming...

Anne is quite the animal lover, Fang said to me as we followed Angel. Horses, sheep, goats. Chickens. Pigs. Yeah, I said. I wonder who’s for dinner?

Another day. Get up and face it.

Anyway, once I mentioned my Dad-sneaked-in-through-a-secret-trapdoor-in-the-deck idea, Beck got a look in her eyes, and I knew: It was time for Twin Tirade No. 426. Give it up, Bickford. Dad is dead!...

Are you basically a pretty good, pretty decent person? Says who? Says you? Says your ’rents? Says your sibs?

Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true.

As I stare into the Border collie’s eyes, I think that maybe I should go inside and call the girls. Claire, Cindy, and Jill would be here almost before I hung up the phone. They would hold me, hug me,...