As I stare into the Border collie’s eyes, I think that maybe I should go inside and call the girls. Claire, Cindy, and Jill would be here almost before I hung up the phone. They would hold me, hug me,...
Are you basically a pretty good, pretty decent person? Says who? Says you? Says your ’rents? Says your sibs?
Anyway, once I mentioned my Dad-sneaked-in-through-a-secret-trapdoor-in-the-deck idea, Beck got a look in her eyes, and I knew: It was time for Twin Tirade No. 426. Give it up, Bickford. Dad is dead!...
Anne Frank wrote, ‘How true Daddy’s words were when he said: all children must look after their own upbringing. Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming...
Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.
And there won’t be any TV or cable because all the people will be dead! I was on a roll now. So our only entertainment will be Gazzy singing the constipation song! And there won’t be amusement parks a...
And there I was, pretty as heck, brown eyes, a few freckles, fashion challenged, and a bad attitude. Max II.
And because I’m the world’s biggest idiot sometimes, I didn’t look back when I went to sit in my chair. Which is why I hit the dirt as I went down—all the way down—to the floor. The good news? Given t...
An unbearable smug look came over his usually impassive face.Uh-huh. You just keep telling youself that. You looove me.I took a swing at him, but he jumped back nimbly, and all I did was jar my left a...
An emotional bond between two people can form in a fifth of a second.
Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need.
All I’m saying is that laughing is healthy. A lot healthier than getting socked in the stomach.
AND NOW—THE GOOD STUFF You look at me, and I know what you’re thinking: Zac Efron without the hot legs.
A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.
A little while back, I won a couple of contests and was crowned the Funniest Kid Comic in all of New York. Not just New York City, but the whole state!
A guy who hates his job isn't going to be too charming at home.
A Poem By Maximum RideHow does one describe freedom,How can one call themselves free,How does one sleep at night knowing all the troubles that lay ahead,If one had a choice to be free or have freedom...
A PoemBy Max White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses. White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky. White is the color of angel's wings and Angel's wings. White i...
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We were just jagged puzzle pieces that made no sense alone, but together we fit perfectly.