Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
A bird that fears turbulence will never know how high it can fly.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Nostalgia has a way of blocking the reality of the past.
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...