Life is supposed to have ups and downs. But for me, it's been more like ups and downs... and downs... and downs.
You're a brave, brave girl, Tula Gaby told her.I know, said the little girl. I got it from you.
I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long. -Nudge
Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back.
I’m not comfortable in this stadium, I explained, trying to look calm.I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls. But we’re still havingfun, and Fang still loves you, and you’ll still save the w...
Excellent. They were flammable.
Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.
Memory is all I have now
Angel screeched with fury and despair to the empty walls around her. I'm human, do you hear me? It hurts!
Not saving you from this storm, mutant, he said. Saving you for your later fate, we are.His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an automated answering machine.Oh, good. Yoda captured us, Fa...
I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together,
Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever w...
Max, you can change your mind. His voice was like autumn leaves droppinglightly onto the ground.I don’t know how.Then my throat felt tight, and I rubbed my fists against my eyes. I droppedmy face onto...
Regret is a waste of time.
People always talk about how great it is to get older. All I saw were more rules and more adults telling me what I could and couldn't do, in the name of what's good for me. Yeah, well, asparagus is g...
At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.
Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don't let haters represent it. Don't leave the saving to anyone else, ever, because, exhibit A - why, hello there - it's way too much for one p...
If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's...
Remembering pain is how you learn never to let the cause of it happen again
There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.