I wasn't kidding about the flying-kids part. Or the talking-dog part.Anyone who's up to speed on the Adventures of Amazing Max and Her Flying, Fun-Loving Cohorts, you can skip this next page or so. Th...
I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.
I picked a star and wished as hard as i could that somehow i could protect him from what was on the horizon
I mentally reviewed possible responses: 1) Sardonic laughter (always good) 2) Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief 3) Sarcastic You have got to be kidding me. Any
I loved this woman. You can't just turn off that kind of feeling. But I loved a person who didn't exist. I loved someone Diana was pretending to be. Maybe the signs were there, but I refused to see th...
I loved her, Robinson said. And I loved the sick girl you were when I met you, and I loved the good student and the bad driver. I loved the car thief, the hitchhiker, the quoter of novels I haven’t re...
I know your old lady isn’t home, ’cause she’s in the car with Sosh right now. Well, then, Sosh
I knew my transformation was complete when Dr.Keyes asked, How are you feeling today, Tandy? and I responded I'm not
I had a question. 'Why does the name Pearl Harbor sound so familiar?'The lieutenant colonel's eyes narrowed. 'Pearl Harbor is the most famous U.S. military base in the world,' he said crisply. 'It's t...
I flipped down the visor so I could check myself in the mirror, and something small and heavy dropped into my lap.I froze, my breath stuck in my throat. What—?Gingerly, I looked down. It wasn’t a gren...
I could have farted out loud, and it would have been less embarrassing than the silence. Finally,
I could barely move my left arm, and it hurt like fire. I tried to stretch out my wing, only to suck my breath in hard as I found out it had been hit too. I couldn’t see it well over my shoulder, but...
I can see why you, sir, are the champ. You bully without regard to race, religion, creed, national origin, or physical abilities. You are an equal-opportunity tormentor.
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He was the Teacher, the world was his students, and class was about to begin.
He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. You’re black.I prefer canine-American, said Total.
Except fang. I glared at him. Go on, try to stop me, I dare you. It was like the old days when we used to wrestle, each trying to get the better of the other. I was ready to take him down, my hands cu...
Even needing to get to Angel, we couldn’t forget the basic necessity of eating.
Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.
Beneath the handsome exterior beats a heart of darkness.