CHILDREN FIRST. GROW WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED. SUCCESS COMES IN CANS, NOT CANNOTS.
Quivering, as if she couldn’t decide whether to laugh or frown. I love my mom, and I have no idea how she can find Rafe funny. It must be a gene I missed. So, are you two excited for your first day? M...
That kid’s nothing but a little hoodlum.
What’s good for the goose is definitely good for the desperate housewife. Even if this never happened again
Physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky, so they’ll never know when one of their pals is flying.
Human skin hisses like a rattlesnake when it burns.
Which means what? I demanded. That I’m nothing? That I’m not a person? That you can do anything you want to me and it’s okay? You’re so full of it! But you’re wrong. I know that I do matter. I am impo...
More people play soccer than the four of those sports put together, and the World Cup pits all nations against all nations, with almost every country on earth competing during the four years of qualif...
Loud laughter, phones ringing and the smell
Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.
My dear, there is no universal secret. There's only the secret each writer discovers for herself. The path forward
My, g**, he was as strong as a team of oxen. That would be strong right?
John
También nos decimos adiós, sólo por si no volvemos a vernos nunca.
The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there is to eat are hot-dog buns. And you get electrocuted on the rides.
Next, I went out to the garage and snuck a can of Zoom out of Bear’s not-as-much-of-a-secret-as-he-thinks-it-is stash. He keeps cases and cases of it out there, just for himself, but he never notices...
You string people along enough, the string withers, then it breaks - Seamus
Max-I'm not going to die today.
That’s because I’m a better person, frankly. I am a freaking princess when it comes to other people’s feelings.
The receptionist looked us over, then went back to typing something incredibly urgent—like her résumé́ for another job.
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