James Patterson Quote

Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf? ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.Gazzy thought. I have X-ray vision, he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. Don't write dat down, he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence.You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?Nudge chewed on a fingernail. You mean, like, besides the WINGS? She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. Yes, he said stiffly. Besides de vings.Hmm. Besides de vings. Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. Um... Her face brightened. I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!Hardly a special talent, ter Borcht said witheringly. Nudge was offended. Yeah? Let's see YOU do it....I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, visout bahfing.Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.Ter Borcht tsked. You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert

James Patterson

Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf? ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.Gazzy thought. I have X-ray vision, he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. Don't write dat down, he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence.You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?Nudge chewed on a fingernail. You mean, like, besides the WINGS? She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. Yes, he said stiffly. Besides de vings.Hmm. Besides de vings. Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. Um... Her face brightened. I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!Hardly a special talent, ter Borcht said witheringly. Nudge was offended. Yeah? Let's see YOU do it....I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, visout bahfing.Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.Ter Borcht tsked. You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert

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About James Patterson

James Brendan Patterson (born March 22, 1947) is an American author. Among his works are the Alex Cross, Michael Bennett, Women's Murder Club, Maximum Ride, Daniel X, NYPD Red, Witch & Wizard, Private and Middle School series, as well as many stand-alone thrillers, non-fiction, and romance novels. His books have sold more than 425 million copies, and he was the first person to sell 1 million e-books. In 2016, Patterson topped Forbes's list of highest-paid authors for the third consecutive year, with an income of $95 million. His total income over a decade is estimated at $700 million.
In November 2015, Patterson received the Literarian Award from the National Book Foundation. Patterson has donated millions of dollars in grants and scholarship to various universities, teachers' colleges, independent bookstores, school libraries, and college students to promote literacy.