Because they listened to Black Sabbath. Why didn’t he get the injection table?
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
A bird that fears falling off of a tree branch is ignorant of its gifts.
Lord, help us to choose humility over pride. Help us to choose love over our reputation. Help us to choose patience over making a point, and your Word over our feelings. Lord, help us to choose persev...
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
The best thing you can wear is self confidence.
It is time to embrace mental health and substance use/abuse as illnesses. Addiction is a disease.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.