It's easy tae be philosophical when some other cunt's got shite fir blood.
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wonderi...
Can barely look in the mirror. I've been way too uncomfortable to try and shave and I've grown a thin, scraggy ginger beard which looks redder and thicker than it is, cause of the spots on my face. Th...
Ah wis gaunny say thit Tommy hud a choice; wee Maria disnae. Aw that would huv done wis precipitate an argument aboot whair choice began and ended. How many shots does it take before the concept ay ch...
A surge ay euphoria comes ower me as ah clock that nippy wee cockney cunt, Nicksy; he's on the baw, giein it loads, mouthing off, so ah steam in wi a dirty two-fitted tackle on him. 'Take that, ya Eng...
Ახლა, უკნიდან უნდა დამარჭო, მაგრამ მანმადე მაგ პენისს კარგად გაგიპოხავ ვაზელინით, რო შედებისას არ მეტკინოს. კუნთები შემეკუმშება, იმიტო რო ამას პირველად ვაკეთებ, მარა ვეცდები, მოვდუნდე, - თქვა და ღრმა...
Sometimes ah think that people become junkies just because they subconsciously crave a wee bit ay silence.