Ye see, Rab, it's due to the way we feel about our arseholes. We now believe, as a species, if our soul is located anywhere in our bodies, it's up our arses. That's where it all goes. It makes sense....
_ მაგ ლონდონში სულ გამოყლევდი, ბიჭი? ფეხბურთის ტელევიზორში ყურება ვის გაუგია?! რაღა ფეხბურთის მატჩის ტელევიზორით ყურება და რაღა განდონით წერაობა!… უსაფრთხო სექსი, უსაფრთხო ფეხბურთი… ყველაფერი უსაფრთხო...
Ah nivir bother asking ma father who ah kin shag, ah idly observe.- Glad tae hear it, Sylvia says in clipped tones as Ali stifles a giggle.- Me neither... groans Matty, -...unless it's muh ma.- That's...
Then whit?- Git a job. Or git oan a scheme.- No gaunnae stey oan n take Highers?- Naw.- Ye should. You could go tae University.- Whit fir?Geoff had to think for a while. He had recently graduated with...
Რას აკეთებთ, ბავშებო? აქ, ძველ სადგურზე, მატარებლების სათვალთვალოდ მოხვედით, თუ ყოფილ საწყობში საჩხერ-კეთელაოდ? _ ამბობს და გულიანად ხითხითებს საკუთარ კალამბურზე._ გამოიცანი, _ ეუბნება ბეგბი და დაბალ...
Thing is though, Spud, whin yir intae skag, that's it. That's aw yuv goat tae worry aboot. Ken Billy, ma brar, likes? He's jist signed up tae go back intae the fuckin army. He's gaun tae fucking Belfa...
Ye always want what ye cannae have and the things that ye dinnae really gie a toss aboot get handed tae ye oan a plate.
Ახლა, უკნიდან უნდა დამარჭო, მაგრამ მანმადე მაგ პენისს კარგად გაგიპოხავ ვაზელინით, რო შედებისას არ მეტკინოს. კუნთები შემეკუმშება, იმიტო რო ამას პირველად ვაკეთებ, მარა ვეცდები, მოვდუნდე, - თქვა და ღრმა...
Basically, we live a short, disappointing life; and then we die. We fill up oor lives wi shite, things like careers and relationships tae delude oorsels that it isnae aw totally pointless.
We need tits and arse because they have got to be available to us; to be pawed, fucked, wanked over. Because we’re men? No. Because we’re consumers. Because those are things we like, things we intrins...
A surge ay euphoria comes ower me as ah clock that nippy wee cockney cunt, Nicksy; he's on the baw, giein it loads, mouthing off, so ah steam in wi a dirty two-fitted tackle on him. 'Take that, ya Eng...
Ah don’t really know, Tam, ah jist dinnae. It kinday makes things seem mair real tae us. Life’s boring and futile. We start aof wi high hopes, then we bottle it. We realise that we’re aw gaunnae die,...
Ah'm sittin in the hotel bar waitin oan Fiona. Thinkin aboot her heart-melting smile and that sexy, concentrated frown when she evaluates books and the comments made by lecturers. Whenever she comes i...
Begbie doesnae even notice; he's in his element, particularly good at funerals in the way a lot ay psychopaths tend tae be. Ah suppose if bringing death and despair is yir life's work, then being some...
But you were brave, eh, Granda, charging up that beach, ye must have been brave.’ ‘I was scared, son,’ he’d telt me, his face sombre. ‘But most of all ah wis angry; angry at being there. Really angry....
Can barely look in the mirror. I've been way too uncomfortable to try and shave and I've grown a thin, scraggy ginger beard which looks redder and thicker than it is, cause of the spots on my face. Th...
Clell, Gillman and I are joined by the wee chinky bird with the toff's English-Yank accent. It keeps fuckin well changing. Probably been tae posh schools all over the world. I hate those privileged cu...
I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, intelligent clued-up section of the work...
Iggy Pop looks right at me as he sings the line: 'America takes drugs in psychic defence'; only he changes 'America' to 'Scatlin', and defines us mair accurately in a single sentence than all the othe...
It's easy to love, or for that matter hate, somebody in their absence, somebody we don't really know...
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