Oh. They were trying to be inconspicuous. I bit my lip to keep from laughing. I'd never had an attempt at intimidation whispered at me before.
Where is everybody?Hiding, she said. Except for Doolittle. He was excused from the chewing-out due to having been kidnapped. He’s napping now like he doesn’t have a care in the world. I got to hear al...
Ooo. Hugh sucked the air in, narrowing his eyes. Mean. I like mean.
Or a stuffed animal. I would’ve cuddled with it at night. I sighed heavily. Oh well. I guess that’s never going to happen. Arabella giggled. Grandma pointed the breaker bar at her. Quiet in the peanut...
It just goes to show that no matter how great a nail you give humanity, we’ll manage to hammer it into the ground crooked. We suck. It’s the nature of our species.
You should name him Fezzik.Inconceivable.
You want to get married? I'll marry you right now. Is the gnome a preacher, because I'll do it.That's a hell of a proposal.What did he say? Astamur asked.He wants me to marry him.Astamur relayed it. A...
Six vampires came scuttling over the roof, in assorted colors of sunblock, like someone spilled a bag of Skittles. Taste the undead rainbow.
She wants lilacs in her wedding bouquet.Okay . . . Nevada had said she wanted carnations, but we could stuff some pretty pink lilacs in there. I didn’t see the problem.Blue, Arabella squeezed out. She...
She looked at Mad Rogan. What did you do?Mad Rogan opened his mouth.She turned to me. What did he do?He got hit by a car, I said.The woman pivoted back to Mad Rogan. Why in the world would you do a st...
She eats grass. Don’t ask.
She could've stared into those eyes for a thousand years and never noticed the time passing by.
Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.
Sex is about physical attraction, yes, but it's also about trust. I don't trust you. You're completely self-absorbed and egoistic. You offer nothing I want.
You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.
Screw that. We’re going to lunch. It’s almost dinnertime. Then we’re going to dinch. Or lunner. Or whatever the hell early-dinner-late-lunch stupid combo we can come up with. Now isn’t . . . Andrea’s...
Say ‘pop.’ Pop?That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass. If you stick it back up there again, there is nothing I can do about it. This is the only lecture you’ll ever get from me.
What did you write on here? ‘Don’t die’?No, I wrote, ‘Don’t be an asshole!’I headed for the house.On yours or mine?On yours.Well, in that case, your magic isn’t working. I’m still an asshole.
What do you do? Leon leaned forward. You left the Army and disappeared. How come?Leon, Mother warned.Is it because of the war? Lina asked. People on Herald say you have PTSD and you became a hermit li...
You should try making more noise as you walk, too. Curran suggested. Maybe the ghouls will mistake you for a small underground elephant and run off.
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