Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper.Mom!
Now was not a good time, but we didn't often get to chose the time to repay our debts.
Living in your dreams meant bitter disappointment when you woke up.
Kissing me won’t make me more agreeable, she whispered. I’m not trying to make you more agreeable. His voice was rough and low. I just can’t help myself.
Kaldar almost never stops and thinks about the consequences of his actions. Something is fun or not fun, and my brother’s fun often lands him in interesting places such as jails or castles belonging t...
Julie has developed some issues. Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.
Jim wasn’t just a badass. He was a badass who wrote a book for badasses on how to be a badder badass.
I’ve come to believe that the word ‘disabled’ is a misnomer. ‘Disabled’ implies that you are broken beyond use. No longer functional. I’m quite abled.
I’m a rat,’’ Robert said. ‘’I’m not going into a reptile’s mouth.’’ Oh boy. Fine time to develop phobias
It’s been over a year since I’ve had sex.
It’s almost as if the dead have no value unless we know that someone they are related to is still alive and mourning them.
It just goes to show that no matter how great a nail you give humanity, we’ll manage to hammer it into the ground crooked. We suck. It’s the nature of our species.
Is this my replacement? What? I didn’t replace you! Of course not. I’m irreplaceable. Cornelius
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.
In her rare moments of desperation, she wanted a man to look at her like she meant the world to him, and failing that, she would settle for someone who thought she was beautiful and told her
If it feels wrong, it probably is.
I slammed that door shut. Fix this mess first. Guilt, regret, and moaning later.
I picked up the phone and dialed Andrea's extension. Yes? He glued the chair to my ass. Silence.
I like Eeyore. He’s sensible. A sober outlook on life never hurt anyone.
I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.