Ilona Andrews Quotes

I'm counting to ten in my head.Is it helping?No.It doesn't help me with you either. I used to life weights to alleviate frustration, but someone blowtorched my weight bench. How did you do it, by the...

Any messages for me? Usually I got one or two, but mostly people who wanted my help preferred to talk in person.Yes. Hold on. She pulled out a handful of pink tickets and recited from memory, without...

It's being handled. Your involvement isn't necessary. You're free to continue on your serial urination spree.

The black volhv pivoted to me. I have questions.Can it wait?No. Your wedding is in two weeks. Have you prepared your guest list?Why do I need a list? I kind of figured that whoever wanted to show up w...

They hold a grudge like it was their family treasure.

Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.

I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You’re a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I’m a pigheaded insubordin...

Diplomatic, Barabas said. Fuck diplomatic.

Torch strode over and stared at the fiverWhat's this?Some change for you. Buy your flunkies some decent clothes. I dipped my fingers into the jar and smeared think fragrant paste on my face. Torch fro...

I want gifts and Christmas music. I don’t care how many Draziri are out there. They won’t take Christmas from me.Yes, but we don’t have a suitable male, Orro said. And only one dog.I looked at him.Wha...

It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226...

Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived lon...

Life was too short and ended too suddenly. If you didn't take advantage of what you had today, tomorrow it might be ripped from you.

Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned, they attacked my wife. I owe them nothing.

The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark.My knight in furry armor.Saiman opened his mouth. This is why I didn't. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.

Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our favor.Maybe they just came over to borrow a cup of...

I have a serious question.I will give a serious answer.Can a god be killed?The humor drained from Roman's face. Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist.What's the difference?The first...

Some people got vicious Dobermans. I got a shaved attack poodle in a black sweater. His tough, spawn-of-hell image had taken a fatal blow, but at least he would be warm.

Kate leaned back against her chair. Where is the bane of my existence?In the shower, freshening up.Oh, God, who did Asciano screw now?No, no, he's covered in blood.Oh good. She sighed and stopped. The...

I have to say, your technique is really different. Curran hammered at the spell until it broke. You just talk. Help me out here, what’s the strategy? Are you hoping the ward will get tired and kill it...