Ilona Andrews Quote

Will you take this seriously? The future of an entire species is at stake.Yes, we’re going to save them with a fart gun.

Sean Evans was officially pissed off. Serves you right, furball.

He smiled at me, turning into the old Sean Evans. The transformation was so sudden, I blinked to make sure I didn’t imagine it. Because you’re a carebear.What?You’re the type to get out of a perfectly...

He smiled at me, turning into the old Sean Evans. The transformation was so sudden, I blinked to make sure I didn’t imagine it. Because you’re a carebear.

Most twenty-four-year-old women I know sleep in something more revealing. Something more adult. I raised my eyebrows. There is nothing wrong with my Hello Kitty T-shirt. It was thin and comfortable, a...

Obnoxious smart-ass. Never been anywhere, never done anything, huh. Arrested development, huh. Considering that it was coming from a man who spent his nights peeing on his neighbors' fences, that was...