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What happened?You fell.Really? What did I fall into?My fist.That explains the headache.

Ilona Andrews

What happened?You fell.Really? What did I fall into?My fist.That explains the headache.

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Saiman reached into the trunk and pulled out a pink tulle tutu. No. Yes. It won’t fit. Elastic waistband, Saiman said. It will fit. Curran’s grin was pure evil. Don’t you dare, I told him. It’s too ba...

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Curran lunged at a silver Bentley. The hood went flying. He thrust his hand into the car. Metal screamed, and Curran jerked a twisted clump out of the hood and smashed it into the nearest car like a c...

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I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.'What's this?''A needle.''What should I do with it?'He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head....

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I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.'What's this?''A needle.''What should I do with it?'He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head....

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I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. Stay here. Guard the car.Saiman shut the door. Is the sword sentient?No. But I like to pretend it is.

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I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. Stay here. Guard the car.Saiman shut the door. Is the sword sentient?No. But I like to pretend it is.

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You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars.Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.

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You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars.Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.

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Your date appears to be hysterical, Rene told me.You think I should slap some man into him?

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Your date appears to be hysterical, Rene told me.You think I should slap some man into him?

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It's a party house.I hope for your sake it's a very tame party. If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst.

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It's a party house.I hope for your sake it's a very tame party. If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst.

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I've read your summary.And?It's not incompetent.Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. Did you expect it to be written in crayon?

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I've read your summary.And?It's not incompetent.Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. Did you expect it to be written in crayon?

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What do you think? he asked, his voice deep and commanding.I eyed him. Impressive, but too much.He leaned toward me, the blue eyes smoky with a promise I was shure he could fulfill. I tried not to thi...

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.