Ilona Andrews Quote

It's not funny. I've got a naked drunk vampire running around in my orchard.

Ilona Andrews

It's not funny. I've got a naked drunk vampire running around in my orchard.

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.